Thesis. Classic post-blowup narrative hangover on a departure ladder. On Aug 3 Trump publicly said Pirro "folded like an umbrella" over her office's Reflecting Pool court filing, summoned her to the White House — and affirmatively did not fire her; she did not offer her resignation ("I haven't made a determination" — Trump, per NBC 8/4). WaPo (8/8) kept the "on the outs" story alive, but ten days have now passed with no removal, no resignation, and — decisively, per the Lutnick precedent — no successor floated anywhere in the reporting. She is Senate-confirmed (Aug 2025), a decades-long ally, and still listed as U.S. Attorney by DOJ. The YES bid printed 71¢ intraday on Aug 3 and has decayed 32→29→28→22→23→18→20→20→18→13 on no new adverse facts: residual bid is hangover, and the market is still paying ~13.5% for an announcement inside 17 days.
Why not HIGH conviction. The rules bar here is the loose one: rules_secondary says the market "resolves based on when the departure is publicly announced or officially communicated, regardless of the effective date." A single Truth Social post naming a replacement resolves this YES overnight, and the president is genuinely angry on the record. That is a live way to be wrong — MEDIUM, half-capped, thin-favorite sizing.
KXKASHOUT-26APR-JUN01 resolved NO — "anonymous 'it's only a matter of time' sourcing is not a resolution event… sell the spike into the news cycle rather than buying it" (that rung was 67% and died). KXLUTNICKOUT-26JUL01 resolved NO — "absent a named successor, price any single month near the base rate." KXHEGSETHOUT-26APR-JUN01/JUL01 both NO — fury without an affirmative White House signal never converts. And this run verified KXPIRROOUT-26AUG-26AUG05/06/07 all settled NO in the days immediately after the blowup itself.Entry context (fetched 2026-08-14). YES 13/14 (NO 86/87), 24h volume 2,342, OI 34,348. Contra depth for NO buys: ~70 contracts at 87¢ + ~120 at 88¢ = 190 at or below the 88¢ limit → depth cap 63 contracts. 48h price check: −4¢ toward NO (with thesis, not chasing). Slippage at limit: ≤1¢. Not a continuous-number thesis (discrete announcement event). Volume < 5,000 → not specialist-dense.
| Market | Side | Limit | Contracts | Max cost | Max win | Cap binding |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KXPIRROOUT-26AUG-26SEP01 | NO | 88¢ | 63 | $55.44 | $7.56 | Depth cap (63 = ⅓ × 190 visible) < $75 MEDIUM thin-favorite half-cap |
| Total deployed | $55.44 (2.2%) | Cash $2,444.56 (97.8%) · reserve ≥10% ✓ |
| Market | Entry | Model prob (side) | EV/contract | EV position | EV % of cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KXPIRROOUT NO | 88¢ | 91% | +3.0¢ | +$1.89 | +3.4% |
Sizing is EV-agnostic per v4; EV shown for the record only. Thin-favorite economics: risking $55.44 to win $7.56 — one loss erases ~7 wins, which is exactly why the band carries half caps.
| Cluster | Deployed leg | Runner-up legs |
|---|---|---|
| pirro-departure | KXPIRROOUT-26AUG-26SEP01 NO | None in-window (the Oct-1 rung closes outside the 45-day horizon) |
| Tier | Positions | Cost | % of capital | Cap |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| HIGH | 0 | $0 | 0% | 15% ($375) / 7% in 85–89¢ |
| MEDIUM | 1 | $55.44 | 2.2% | 7% ($175) / 3% ($75) in 85–89¢ |
| Cash | — | $2,444.56 | 97.8% | 40–70% expected; more this week is a statement about the slate, not caution |
| Market | Archetype | Px | Reason |
|---|---|---|---|
| KXHEGSETHOUT-26APR-SEP01 | multi-news-other | YES 4.8/5.1 | deep-favorite band. Stage-2 survivor; pre-market YES 2.5% (strict rules_secondary: "must have an actual departure date and vacate the role"; active-conflict structural NO per 2× series precedents; no successor named; third consecutive rung just settled NO on Aug 1). NO entry ≈95¢ ≥ 90¢ reject line; YES is a <40¢ tail. Also specialist-dense (vol24h 7,290). |
| KXGOVTFULLFUND-26AUG-26SEP26 | confirmation/enact | 47/54 | illiquid book: vol24h 183 < 500 hard floor; 7¢ spread also fails. Core-band price but the zero-volume cohort was negative-edge lifetime — hard skip. |
| KXKASHOUT-26APR-26SEP01 | departure/ouster | 4/5 | illiquid (vol24h 340); NO would also be ≥95¢ deep favorite. |
| KXUSAIRANAGREEMENT-27-26SEP | scheduled-process | 1/2 | illiquid (vol24h 257); YES tail. |
| KXMAMDANIEO-26AUG15-T0 | confirmation/enact | 2/3 | illiquid (vol24h 338). |
| KXIPOANTHROPIC-DATE-26SEP01 | corporate-event | 0/1 | tail: YES ask 1¢; NO ≥95¢. No playable side despite 63k vol24h. |
| KXCOMPANYACTIONMERGER-27-26SEP01 | corporate-event | 3/4 | tail: YES ask 4¢ mechanical cut despite 71k vol24h. |
| KXIMPEACH-26-SEP01 | legal-action | 0/1 | tail: YES ask 1¢. |
| KXLEAVEMILLS-26NOV03-26SEP01 | departure/ouster | 2/6 | illiquid (vol24h 255). |
| KXLEAVEPOWELLGOV-26SEP01 | departure/ouster | 1/3 | illiquid (vol24h 234); Jul-1 precedent already pinned this near 0 — no edge either way. |
| KXLEAVELISACOOK-26SEP01 | departure/ouster | 2/3 | illiquid (vol24h 133). |
| KXIPOOPENAI-26SEP01 | corporate-event | 0/2 | illiquid (vol24h 106); YES tail. |
Existing pick KXCRYPTOSTRUCTURE-26JAN-SEP is outside the v4 allowlist and was not re-touched. No cluster runner-ups and no outside-universe research this run.
targets.json (generated 2026-08-14 16:06 UTC) → 47 live open markets closing by 2026-09-28 (fetched per-series from the public API, not the mirror — the mirror showed 119 rows of which many were stale-status) → 2 survivors after the mechanical cuts. The slate is structurally thin because the high-OI Tier-1 series (KXSAVEACT, KXTRUMPADMINLEAVE, KXSTATEBALLOTMEASURE, KXRETIREMM…) all close 2027.precedents.json.